"Drunk Aussie Attacks Shark"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player
/nol/newsid_6360000/newsid_6367700?redirect=
6367785.stm&news=1&nbwm=1&bbram=1&bbwm=1&nbram=1

Yep, saw this one on news.bbc.so.uk, the BBC website. Haven't listened to it yet, but I figure that when you mix too much Foster's, the country that gave us Russell Crowe, and a shark... somebody's getting bit.

And it may be the shark.