South Ossetia – It’s like a whole other county.

But really, I don’t think Georgia is out of line, they just fell in with the wrong crowd. South Carolina talked them into it again and suddenly the Yankees are nervous and the Georgians are scared some guy named Sherman is going to show up.

In the meantime, they’ve been playing Russia in volleyball at the Olympics and for some strange reason the Russki’s, who are sick of Georgia’s 10-meter pistol team flinging spitwads at them, keep trying to come on their side of the net, defended only by two confused ladies in bikinis and the ghost of Davy Crockett.

And his trusty rifle, Betsy.