"... a dominatrix chicken?"

Thanks go out to our webmaster, Chad, for giving us new ideas on how to waste time – rattling off obscure websites in his column: Net Nut, http://www.shelbystar.com/NetNut/netnut.htm.

Here’s a recent newsroom favorite: http://www.subservientchicken.com/

You type in what you want the chicken to do and you get to watch it flap, lay an egg….

But the subservient chicken begs the question: is there a website featuring a dominatrix chicken?

Is this going to involve clothespins?