On assignment at the Ivester's house... just happen to have a windmill....

You see, folks in my family are often afraid of heights. It's not so much a fear that the ground or building will collapse from under us as an anxiety that in a moment of irrationality we'll flip out and jump.

I was on a Blackhawk ride with some Army ROTC buddies a while back. After dismounting from the helicopter they started talking about how much fun it would have been to jump!

Then I realized that we're not suicidal -- we're Airborne. And that's not bad.