An Alien! In Overalls!

Well, we've all heard the tales of aliens and UFOs, and now we have some proof, right here in Cleveland County. Fortunately, this time they came there was a reliable, sober witness (me), armed with a camera (I am a photographer).

But alien presence here in our area is nothing new. Everyone remembers The War Between the Martians back in 18 hundred and 56.

And I remember my Old Uncle Geezer up in Dirty Gallbladder telling me about the Conflagration of the Grays back in the spring of '27.

He'd go on, and on....

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Then he'd take another chaw and go on...
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You'd better believe I faked this (like Jason Blair, but honest). We've all see the documentaries and the TV shows and the pictures and stuff, and I figured I'd have a go at making one myself to see just how easy it really is.

Turns out it's really, really easy.

A fishing pole, a camera, a toy alien (I think he's holding a hamburger, not sure) glued to the thin monofilament line (came off later)... edited out the string with Paintbrush on my computer, Photoshoped a little extra blur in there....

Voila!