Gay Marriage?

"Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?"

"The Bachelor"

"Bride Wars"

Gee... I'm sure glad we don't let gays get married. They might ruin the sanctity of marriage -- and we heteros are perfectly capable of doing that on our own....

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Because as everyone knows, marriage is the sacred union of a pregnant 17-year old and a scared high school dropout with a shotgun to his back.