Apparently plants have more going on than I'd reckoned....

"Congresswoman Norton: 'We request that the U.S. Botanic Garden display male and female hemp plants.'" https://www.popville.com/2021/04/hemp-botanic-garden/ "Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees" https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-arborists-once-again-urge-congress-to-lower-th-1846187795